Jul 15, 2010

The MAN who was Once KING ...



Mel Gibson is a Complete ODDITY within ITSELF and Rare-er than the
Rarest Item ever seen on this EARTH... You'll see a White Unicorn or
a Pot-of-Gold at the end of a Rainbow BEFORE you'll ever see the likes
of A Mel Gibson ever in Life AGAIN (Being So Real Here...).

See Mel Gibson actually RULED Hollywood as a single entity while being
portrayed as not even being born in the U.S. Tom Cruise, Kevin Costner,
Denzel Washington, Tom Hanks, Harrison Ford, Eddie Murphy weren't able
to CONQUER Hollywood quite like Mel Gibson strangle hold of Success !!!

Mel Gibson was actually born in Peeksill, NY but moved to Australia when
he was 12 years old and started his acting-n-film career over there ...
By 1984 he was accomplished enough to draw the interests of Hollywood
and co-starred in 3 critically acclaimed films starting w/ "Mrs. Soffel"
starring Diane Keaton, "The River" starring Sissy Spacek and also
"The Bounty" co-starring Anthony Hopkins and Laurence Olivier which led
to the movie that truly began His Metaphoric-n-Historic rise to Hollywood
Dominance and Fame with "Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome"... The LAST
of a franchise trilogy that began with the Australian-to-American appeal
in the films "Mad Max" (A Cult CLASSIC !!!) and "The Road Warrior"

So 1985 is when Mel Gibson was Ready, Willing and Able to take Hollywood
on a non-stop ride of success with his Good looks, Outstanding acting,
universal appeal and a already built-in worldwide box office cache !!!!!

Mel Gibson's pivotal project towards Hollywood dominance started forming
with the proposed movie ideal of a buddy cop film which would co-star a
BLACK Actor to further enhance HIS Mass Appeal across the board. This
would prove to be a problem because UNBEKNOWNST to the Public who
follow movies Mel Gibson is an OVERT-RACIST and Black Hollywood wanted
Absolutely NO PART whatsoever in assisting Mel Gibson Rise to Stardom ...

Eventually against the wishes of the Power-Brokers that represent Black
Hollywood Danny Glover took the co-starring Male Lead Role opposite this
KNOWN-in-Hollywood circles Overt-RACIST Mel ... And a Cutting-Edge
and Ultra-Profitable GENRE was born and it's name was "Lethal Weapon"

"Lethal Weapon" hit the Movie Theaters in 1987 and Mel Gibson quickly
became a magnet for Box-Office Hits and critically acclaim roles in films
that more than stirred the interests of all types of movie goers-n-critics.

The following Films-n-Movies were "Tequila Sunrise", "Lethal Weapon 2",
"Hamlet", "Bird on a Wire", "Air America", "Lethal Weapon 3", "Forever
Young", "The Man Without A Face", "Maverick" just to name several of note.

And as if Mel Rising Star couldn't get brighter "Braveheart" hit theaters
in 1995 and became an INSTANT CLASSIC garnering him 2 Oscar awards for
Best Director and Best Picture which is a RARE double-double for an ACTOR.

Mel Gibson has now reached a PINNACLE in Hollywood that VERY FEW has
ever achieved in life and Hollywood stood at HIS FEET in complete AWW of
his Truly Profound Success... See Hollywood don't oogle over base hits,
batting AVG, Free-Throw PCT, layups & jumpers, dink-n-dunk passes or even
short-yardage TDs (USING Sports references to expound on Sheer Emphasis)

They OOGLE over Game-winning HR Blasts, Grand Slams, Slam Dunks,
Game-Winning 3 PTRS (preferably Falling out-of-bounds...) along with
Tom Brady to Randy Moss 80-yard TDs & Chris Johnson 90-yd Rushing TD !!!
And THAT is what Mel Gibson's presence in Movies was doing for Hollywood.

So the Box-Office HITS just keep coming from Mel Gibson Reign-of-Riches
with movies "Ransom", "Conspiracy Theory", "Lethal Weapon 4", "Payback",
"Chicken Run", "The Patriot", "What A Woman Want", "We Were Soldiers" &
"Signs" that continues a PROLIFIC RUN after HIS Rare Double Oscar wins ...

Then the MOTHER-of-ALL that is Mel Gibson's IMPACT on Hollywood comes
in the form of "The Passion of Christ". In a VERY Rare-n-Extremely Risky
move Mel uses HIS OWN Money to Finance & Distribute his directorial
effort and Profits over $750 Million for himself during it's initial run
in theaters ALONG WITH making over a Billion dollars via DVD purchases
and rentals (And some later special-edition versions later to follow...)

Mel Gibson is the UNDISPUTED-n-UNQUESTIONED King of Hollywood

Then one drunken stupor of an event happened that became VERY PUBLIC
and Mel "The RACIST" Gibson FINALLY made his 1st Public Appearance!!!
Hollywood wasn't shocked by Mel's persona but they were APPALLED at how
Willingly Mel Gibson went about exposing this Hollywood Secret to Others...

But strangely His Jewish SLUR Outburst didn't do quite the damage many had
thought it would do and Mel got back into the GOOD Graces of the industry.
He had major success with his last movie "Edge of Darkness" but a long-time
marriage ended with him paying out a Cash-Settlement over $250 Million and
a New-Found LOVE that eventually spawned a Child and quickly turned into
a VERY Bitter & Public Baby-Mama DRAMA which as we speak has police
looking into Domestic-Violence accusations against Mel Gibson ALONG WITH
audio tapes that Depicts Mel as a RAVING LUNATIC who HATES WOMEN.

I THINK it's safe to say that Mel Gibson's career in Hollywood is A R.I.P.

The MAN who ONCE RULED Over Hollywood is Done... THE KING IS DEAD

3 comments:

  1. OMG @E, that is a ferocious pic choice. I.Love.It. Sinister!

    LMAO

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  2. Even i was into white men, i wouldn't dare let mel g fuck me. that is one ugly sucker.

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  3. E, my man is making a cameo in
    THE HANGOVER II
    the scene's already been shot....

    (you need to do a post on tricks twittering daily on they personal life....especially if they just got engaged...they wont be engaged long)

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